My Right Arm is Charred to Perfection (sorta.....)

Many people would describe my skin color as "white". I consider myself more as a"translucent". Anyway, I'm going to Palm Springs on vacation later this summer and will most likely "roast" if I don't get somewhat of a tan. My dad suggested(even though he is more translucent than I am) that I go outside everyday and sit and tan. Well, that worked out well. The first time I do this, I wear like SPF 1 million and still manage to get sunburnt, but only on my left leg. WHAT THE HECK?! Why does this stuff happen to me?! What did I ever do?! Then, just as my leg burn was beginning to fade, I went to my brother's baseball game and got sunburnt AGAIN!

This time it was only on my right upper arm and my knees and shins. I look like a blotchy tomato:(

If only I looked this good........and happy.

For some reason the sunburn on my arm hurts the most and is the most aggravated by far. When it fades I'll be left with only one tan arm. This sure does suck. Then I'll be a blotchy rotten tomato. This is what I get for trying to get a tan. People who are as translucent as I am shouldn't tan without  SPF 1 million and 2. That defeats the purpose of tanning, but at least I won't get skin cancer(no guarantee after this sunburn though....)